Buttered bread with caviar, $19.87.
A wedge of cheese, $5.75.
A cinnamon bun, $13.99.
A potato, $12.95.
A Necklace That’s a Metaphor
Consider the artichoke: spiky and unwelcoming on the outside, tender and yielding at its heart. Surely you know someone like that. Get them a golden artichoke necklace ($80) from Delicacies Jewelry, and—depending on how far along you are on your getting-to-the-tender-heart journey—don’t go into too much detail about why.
The Discreet Charm of Charcuterie
A wooden board: round, dramatic, with a handle ($135-$175); round, simple, without a handle ($19.95); dark and moody ($115); checkered and colorful ($39); weathered and reclaimed ($183); jubilant and Seussian ($1,070). An arrangement of cured meats: a Spanish variety pack from Campo Grande ($49); Indiana’s finest salumi, from Smoking Goose ($49.95); a whole country ham from Denver’s Elevation Meats ($175); Renegade Foods’ plant-based salami sampler ($42.75). A variety of cheeses: Murray’s silken Bleu d’Auvergne ($21 a pound); Wisconsin’s own tangy, semi-firm Capriko ($7.33); a flight of Cheddars from Saxelby ($80); a sampler of milk and funk from Cowgirl Creamery ($95). Buy some grapes at the grocery store. Throw in some sassy cheese knives ($35) from Fredericks & Mae, and maybe a faux Camembert ($39) for the kids to play with while you eat.
A Big Honking Knife
A chef’s knife is a highly personal tool that reflects the image of its wielder. A paring knife is a thing of precision, nimble and sharp, a measure of the fineness of one’s technique. A bread knife is a thing of respect, an emissary between the body and the loaf, a tool that honors the labor of the baker who made the bread and the yeast that leavened it. A serious cook is, almost by definition, a person with strong feelings about knives; let us not overstep by presuming to know the intimacies of their preferences. Here’s what you should do instead: Buy them a cleaver. A brawny, hulking, freaking enormous cleaver. You can’t do better than a Chinese model, like Chan Chi Kee’s enormous butchery chopper ($119). I also like the blunt curvaceousness of the Suji Hand-Forged Cleaver ($99.95), the serious squared-off angles of Forge to Table’s Classic Cleaver ($124.95), and the somewhat murderous intensity of the Jero 8″ Blade Long-Handled Cleaver ($105). All can make short work of a coconut, a butternut squash, or a chicken in need of a spatchcock. Sometimes a person just needs to own a big, heavy, stupid knife.
Bag It Up
Photograph from Bergdorf Goodman
Liberate your loved one from lugging around a free-with-subscription canvas tote by giving them something more appetite-whetting: a Puppets and Puppets chocolate-chip-cookie purse ($425), a crossbody McDonald’s fries ($59.90), an uncannily realistic basket of cherries ($428.97), a Judith Leiber pepperoni-pizza minaudière ($5,695), a sequinned double cheeseburger ($128) from Betsey Johnson, Anya Hindmarch’s Heinz Ketchup carryall ($895). A baguette bag ($38)—not the designer kind, the kind for carrying actual baguettes. A soft-pretzel purse ($42) with a mustard-packet zipper pull. A bonito-tuna clutch ($56), for truly special formal affairs. A fully articulated lobster ($34.95).
A Drink, and Something to Drink It Out Of
As I have mentioned before, a foolproof holiday gift is a bottle of something nice plus a nice glass from which to sip it. This year, slip someone a bottle of Paranubes Oaxaca Rum ($44.50)—aguardiente de caña, as it’s known regionally—made from wild-fermented juice of sugarcane grown on the farm of the master distiller Jose Luis Carrera. “It’s got character by the pound,” Ashtin Berry, the bartender, sommelier, and activist, said when she introduced me to the drink. “It’s reminiscent of an agricole, for you rum nerds—and, for you novices, just know it’s good shit that won’t leave you with a hangover.” Wrap it up with a set of Lexington Glassworks hand-blown tumblers ($40 each), overlaid with silver leaf that resembles far-off mountains, or the shadows of waves lapping on a sandy shore. For the more abstemious, a bottle of Non3 ($30), a zero-proof sipping drink with notes of cinnamon and yuzu and a slightly tannic finish, alongside a Massimo Lunardon weird-little-dude goblet ($155)—not its official name, but certainly an accurate description of its weird-little-dudeness.
Win with Tins
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There’s something so satisfyingly efficient about food delivered in a metal container, and tinned fish is just a starting place. You could give someone a huge cylinder of Bonilla a la Vista potato chips ($58), for example, or a little bucket of French candies ($18.30), or a three-litre tin of buttery Tunisian olive oil ($40.99) that will look beautiful on the kitchen counter. If you do have tinned-fish lovers to appeal to, and they’re of the weirder-the-better school (which, let’s be honest, virtually all tinned-fishionados are), they’ll be thrilled by Fangst’s Faroe Islands salmon gently flavored with lemon verbena and sea buckthorn ($12), Ati Manel’s mussels in escabeche ($10), or Minnow’s dramatic, near-alien snails in brine ($14.99), maybe with a Staub cast-iron escargot pan ($99.99) to cook them in.
The Fussy Dinner Party as an Art Form
Photograph from Moda Operandi
There are those of us who throw together haphazard meals for friends and expect the sheer force of companionable affection to patch the aesthetic and social gaps. Then there are the artists of the dining room, who carefully plot each detail: the guest list, the menu, the table décor, the topics of conversation, the caftan in which to greet one’s guests, communicating a precise balance of elegance and nonchalance. These people know that hosting is a matter of skill and strategy, not of happenstance. Aid this person in her endeavors with a leather plan de table ($175), which will enable the ideal seating arrangement, a set of shouldered-arch cocktail napkins ($312 for four), or a few handblown Murano-glass mushrooms ($595 for three), just for a bit of shine on the table. Your person has probably got quite the collection of tablecloths already, but it’s impossible to have too many dazzling block-printed florals ($78), modernist swashes of color (from $75), or embroidered trompe-l’oeil table settings ($1,200). Intriguing flatware reliably sparks creative joy: utensils with red faux-coral handles ($72 for a set of five), the artist Natalia Criado’s gold-plated hands ($180 per piece), deadstock Pan Am in-flight cutlery ($63.16 for twenty-four pieces), or translucent, neon-green wiggly tadpoles ($150 for two sets of six). Every good host knows that one enormous floral arrangement in the middle of the table is an obstacle to conversation; decorations should be below eyeline, and spaced among the guests—a set of miniature rattan vases ($55 for three), say, or green glass bud vases ($49.99 for twenty-two) to fill with flowers and scatter pleasingly hither and thither. The fussy dinner party need not be constrained to the home: give an artful, colorful picnic basket ($498) or a vintage nineteen-seventies “picnic ball” ($45): a full set of colorful plastic salad plates, dinner plates, bowls, and cups, neatly nested in a modish sphere.
A Bowl That Looks Like the Sky
Just looking at a piece from Haand ceramics’ Cloudware line brings on a sense of calm. The bowls and mugs are made with a marbleized blue-and-white clay; the result—organic, full of flow and movement—calls to mind a morning sky streaked with clouds (pieces from $25).
One Whole Durian, in a Gift Box
One whole durian, in a gift box ($134). Be a hero.
Prices listed above are accurate as of publication but may fluctuate over time.
